Saturday, October 22, 2016

Selling Fantasy to Ninnies

Southern Quail Hunt | Mossy Oak, MS from Ball and Buck on Vimeo.

This is how you do it
, with young men in clothes so new they still have the tags on them. You walk to a field, stare out over non-existent dogs in nonexistent cover, and 15 dead or half-dead birds are tossed in front of you by a black gentleman who is paid to hold the dogs and throw the birds. Then you climb into your immaculate Land Rover Defender, so new it has not yet been to a car wash, and return to your blonde wife who admires your outdoorsy masculinity.

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